"Welcome aboard X Airways. flight YYY to ZZZ. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with the child's. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover. but there only 4 ways out of this plan..."
"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than X Airways."
And after a very hard landing:
"That was quite a bump and I know what you are all thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendants' fault, it was the asphalt!"
"We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. The next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at X Airways."
"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
"Thank you for flying with X Airways. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
Skrip ni digunakan oleh certain FA untuk elakkan cliche and may be untuk kurangkan pressure yang dialami oleh para penumpang aircraft. Wah, ayat skema sangat! LOL.
sumber: Convergence, The World@Malaysia Airports
gambar hanya sebagai hiasan...
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